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Ask me anything      im a total loser. dont talk to me.

bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh:

earthdad:

Girls need to stop wearing crop tops or I might have to resort to action by tickling them and blowing on their tummies bc they’re so darn cute

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit, via suspend)

— 1 day ago with 544924 notes

samthegoat:

When bae says she loves Pokemonimage

(via greetings)

— 1 day ago with 3708 notes
oomshi:

can someone please help me

oomshi:

can someone please help me

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— 1 day ago with 7599 notes

6yr:

last name: blogger, first name: shitty

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— 1 day ago with 167714 notes

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

(Source: vexingholmes, via egberts)

— 1 day ago with 263358 notes

elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

(via spaghettihos)

— 1 day ago with 272865 notes

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via egberts)

— 1 day ago with 652670 notes

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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(via egberts)

— 1 day ago with 83335 notes